tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2009-11-07:/Hello children I'm Gary ;) don't worry I'm only joking. Yes I'm a bit of a crap joker.MokoFeed2009-11-07T14:17:34+01:00tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2009-01-30:/2009/01/30/post-heartbreak-hell-5477119/hamperbyrne2009-01-30T18:15:38+01:002009-01-30T18:15:38+01:00 <p>Ok so right now I am sitting in my bedroom on my lappy. It's very cold and my baby finger has gone numb. I am actually so incredibly down at the moment. I feel like such loser, I have absoloutely nothing to motivate myself with! I actually think if I carry on the way I am I'll start sinking into some kind of depression. In the words of Damien Rice: "I can't take my mind of you, until I find somebody new" It's weird now. French is a bore, Geography has always been boring and I haven't even been brave enough to face a music lesson. It's like life after a hurricane. Like Bella living as if the whole Twilight Saga hadn't happened and she'd just bought some of the magic matchmaker's vamprollic-D potion and tranformed back into a human, then moved back in with Charlie and went off to Dartmouth university. It's weird. It's empty. I am such a drama queen. I don't think I've truly been myself since I actually uncovered the truth.</p> <p>Well speaking of drama I've been up under the lights in a bright red pencil skirt spitting at the audience in my school play. It's fun but it's weird. We opened last night and it was alright though apparently it wasn't as good as the previous shows which is fair enough. This Callum boy my friend Amy is setting me up with wrote on my facebook wall a couple of days ago but I've been rushing about so much I only just saw it. I don't know whether to write back or not, I'm a bit of a freak. I feel so left out of everything at the moment and I can never ever manage to make myself look good. I feel uncomfortable going shopping and catching glimpses of myself in the mirrors. I'm going to go on a diet I think, that will probably giveme more energy and it might help my spots a bit as well. </p> <p>Tomorrow I was meant to be going to Paul's to have a movie marathon but we've had a big fight today and for once I've managed not to retaliate and its just turned out worse, I managed to scratch him with a straw and nearly break his nose apparently. He spent the whole of French turning around and calling me a bitch through evil eyes which drove me mad. He also said I wwas pathetic doing sweeney todd and that was the last straw for me. I threw a french dictionary at him. It was his fault that fucking twat. So I'm not going to his anymore tomorrow, Georgia's meant to be comming to sleep over at mine tomorrow but I feel a bit weird around her like, she finds it all funny and that annoys me a bit though we have this strange relationship and I can't get angry at her really because that would just make things so awkawrd and horrible. I feel so lonely right now, my cat won't even come near me because I gave him an electric shock a second ago. </p> <p>Oh Gaay. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2009/01/30/post-heartbreak-hell-5477119/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2008-12-25:/2008/12/26/c-for-a-crap-christmas-5278301/hamperbyrne2008-12-26T00:20:18+01:002008-12-26T00:20:18+01:00 <p>Ok, so I'm sitting here watching David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston look beeautiful on the telly in my front room, alone, on christmas day. I told you my christmas was going to be crap. My mum's ill and is upstiars in bed. It's soooo gay. I can't even figure out how to use my new ipod. I got a presnt from my aunt today who I'm not talking to and my other aunt and ohhh I feel so fucking incredibly crap. I didn't get them anything and ohh I just have this big mix of guilt and loneliness. I do not know what to do at all. No one's on msn or myspace and I can't just ring up my friends because I don't want to interrupt their amazing days and ohhh, I've already watched Angus, Thongs and Perfect snogging through once with all the bonus features and deleted scenes and P.S, I Love you as well. I'm so bored, my nan and grandad came over earlier and we had lunch and stuff, they all had Turkey but I had this nut roast thing which was nice although it was a bit too sweet so I didn't eat much of it :/ I felt really guilty because my nan and my uncle had made a big fuss about cooking it and everything, all I did was peel the vegetables :S </p> <p>Well Georgia Nicolson has given me some confidence snog-wise. I'm going to tell SP. I'm actually properly going to do it, and we shall watch star wars together. </p> <p>Ok well Merry Christmas <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> I'm going to have a browse on iplayer for something decent to watch <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"><br> <img src="/img/smilies/grayno.gif" alt=":no:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2008/12/26/c-for-a-crap-christmas-5278301/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2008-12-23:/2008/12/24/hate-christmas-5266816/hamperbyrne2008-12-24T00:34:44+01:002008-12-24T00:34:44+01:00 <p>Fucking hell.</p> <p>Ok so I have spent the past two whole years hating my dad's guts for being an alcoholic, and after a large number of maggots, sexy policemen, ambulances, social workers, court cases and an injunction I had not seen my dad for two months, which was fine by me - I didn't want anything to do with him - then yesterday, when Paul came round he decided to knock on the door, all sobered up and clean shaven with new clothes, still with his walking stick looking extremely skinny. He dropped off some christmas presents. I wasn't particularly polite to him either, I greeted him with a marvellous "what the fuck do you think you're doing here?". So I thought my whole family had forgotten about me, my mum has made this so hard for me, I love her to bits but it's so hard not talking to my other side of the family, they haven't been particularly polite to her but like they haven't been nasty to me - I don't hate them, I can't help it but I don't hate them - I don't even think I properly hate my dad. The issue was that I'd just got to a point where I didn't care anymore because I had to go along with what my mum said, otherwise it would have just caused more problems and arguments but omg I just don't know, but I feel so guilty sometimes, espcially to my other family, like just not my aunt put a card through the door and I looked out the window to see who it was, and she smiled at me - and I just closed the curtain on her I feel so bad. And guess what my dad has actually got me for christmas, an ipod touch which costs £165, he could have used that money for rent for a month somewhere cheap, he shouldn't have got me that. He put the reciept in my mum's card and I know he hasn't got me a present for the past two years but it's still too much and I feel so rude and guilty. Tomorrow I think I'm going to write some cards for my family, though I can't tell my mum because that's like betraying her really. </p> <p>It's times like this that I feel so terrible :/ When it's not christmas everything is fine.<br> That is why I hate christmas. Not including the annoying covers of legendary christmas songs by RnB arstists, such as Beyoncé - yes she has a gorgeous voice but we already have Mariah Carey pissing us off enough. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2008/12/24/hate-christmas-5266816/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2008-12-12:/2008/12/12/what-is-the-true-meaning-of-life-5211895/hamperbyrne2008-12-12T22:51:54+01:002008-12-12T22:51:54+01:00 <p>The gouvernment has no faith in the country, not everyone is obese and goes out binge drinking or turns to knife crime and fails in school and takes drugs. It's true though isn't it - Everything you see on the news is always so negative, the media are painting such a lousy picture of the british public. </p> <p>Well who cares, there's nothing I can do about it.</p> <p>Today I was talking to Paul about sp, I was asking him how I should reply to a comment he left me on myspace, I was freaking out because I didn't want to sound like a bumface. Then he said to me:</p> <p>Paul <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> says:<br> say what you want, if you want him to get to know you for who you really are then you've got to say what YOU would say</p> <p>So yes he is a realist.<br> I am not a realist, I think I'm going on tour with stereotypical this summer, but I doubt it will actually happen - I bet I'm just bieng too hopeful, I also like to pretend to Patrick Wall that I am with my sp and we do lots of couley things together. I'm so pathetic - do you want to read what I said to him the other day?</p> <p>Patrick Wall: How's life?</p> <p>HB: Boring bored bored bored</p> <p>Patrick Wall: How can it be boring you just got a boyfriend,</p> <p>HB: He's ill</p> <p>PATHETICOOOOOOOOOO</p> <p>Why am I such a loser?</p> <p>Well town tomorrow with Paulus chrimbo shopping.</p> <p>Unfortunately I'm not as good at writing blogs as my good friend Ella - therefore you may prefer reading hers. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2008/12/12/what-is-the-true-meaning-of-life-5211895/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2008-12-12:/2008/12/12/i-am-a-stupid-dickface-naieve-little-girl-who-thinks-she-is-actually-going-to-get-somewhere-in-life-5211853/hamperbyrne2008-12-12T22:38:00+01:002009-01-06T17:42:00+01:00<p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2008/12/12/i-am-a-stupid-dickface-naieve-little-girl-who-thinks-she-is-actually-going-to-get-somewhere-in-life-5211853/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2008-12-09:/2008/12/09/a-nice-lesson-about-wanking-from-the-expert-james-creber-5191145/hamperbyrne2008-12-09T17:56:26+01:002009-01-06T17:40:55+01:00 <p><img src="/img/smilies/icon_censored.gif" alt=">:XX" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>haaa well i did have this nice little blog about my friend James Creber <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> but then I decided to change it ahaa because it turns out that he's read it! which I'm a tad embarssed about LMAO. So <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2008/12/09/a-nice-lesson-about-wanking-from-the-expert-james-creber-5191145/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2008-11-15:/2008/11/15/morning-all-5039422/hamperbyrne2008-11-15T13:49:21+01:002008-11-15T13:49:21+01:00 <p>DARNNNN</p> <p>I AM STILL ILLLLLLLLLLL POOO ARSE. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2008/11/15/morning-all-5039422/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2008-11-14:/2008/11/14/daaaaaaaaaaaarn-5035546/hamperbyrne2008-11-14T15:33:17+01:002008-11-14T15:33:17+01:00 <p>Ok so I've been off school illfor the past two days, seems like I'm comming down with what my mum had last week :/ which is gay.</p> <p>Well I haven't had a very eventful week. I've also decided I no longer like my SP. He is just a selfish slag and I reckon he only acted like he was into me becauses he had fallen out with this girl called marisa who is lovely, but like she was one of his best friends and i guess he was just trying to replace her. Arghhh I was suck a dick.</p> <p>and one of my best frinds thinks I'm bisexual,<br> after a numbers of bisexual related questions she said this:<br> <em><br> well, if u r and just arent ready to tell me or your embaressed or wteva (u dont have to reply saying your not btw) [sorry my computer just froze] i just want you to know that im not the kind of person that wld go round spreading it and i wouldnt be off with you or anything of the sort. : ). u dont have to feel sorry cos there is nothing wrong with it and if you dont like girls like that then its also fine. im just not a very touchy feely person. </em></p> <p>soo yes things aren't looking up for me.</p> <p>I haven't a clue whether my dad is dead or not, my friend doesn't believe that I'm not bisexual, I have lost all enthusiasm for music, french and geography and my mum has confiscated my ukelele.</p> <p>DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK.<br> I'm ill as well <img src="/img/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Well tomorrow I think we're going to suffolk which I am dreading, I just hope I do not throw up in the car or somewhere else. I was going to go busking with Paul tomorrow as well but like not anymore. and I wouldn't be able to anyway because he is going to his dads for the weekend anyway.</p> <p>Well my music myspace has taken off quite a bit, I've had 50 comments since the 5th of november, which is a lot considering I've only got like 30 comments on my personal myspacelol. Ohhhhh I do love myspae, tbh my songs aren't that good you know, I feel like a dick really I can't even write any decent songs.</p> <p>Well if you do want to check out my dodgy music go to:<br> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/helenandherinvisibles">www.myspace.com/helenandherinvisibles</a></p> <p>ohhhhhhhh scrannny fuck.<br> I'm off <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2008/11/14/daaaaaaaaaaaarn-5035546/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2008-11-09:/2008/11/09/great-week-5009722/hamperbyrne2008-11-09T21:43:07+01:002008-11-09T21:43:07+01:00 <p>ok I don't think I've posed a blog for a whole week.</p> <p>Well here it is, I have had an irregular week.</p> <p>Well on wednesday we had a choir competition which was like major, yes. We were singing some stupid songs which tbh I thought were all crap, we sung "Like a bridge over troubled water" by Paul Simon which I absoloutely fucking hate. We sung this song called "the father's song" which has a repetitive chorus of "cause you are mine, i am yours, you are in me and i am in you" which I thought was a bit too sexual for school. We also sung a really beautiful song called "teach me O God" which was about God. Yeah there were lots of other school's there from the area including my friend Rosie's school and Queen's were there too and there are these boys in queens called Michael Dennehy and Robert Venning and I knew Michael from my old drama so I went over to talk to him and he was standing with Robert Venning who is omg so incredibly gorgeous. I was like shuished up in his face as well because it was quishy at the bar, he is probably the best looking teenage boy in oxhey - officially as well. Well I was standing there gobsmacked for ages just looking at him <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> Well we didn't win the competition and I am not surprised <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>I am so fucked off atm tbh :/ I just don't know what I am going to do with my life. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2008/11/09/great-week-5009722/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2008-11-02:/2008/11/02/eurrrghhh-i-hate-writing-blogs-4969356/hamperbyrne2008-11-02T10:49:10+01:002008-11-02T10:49:10+01:00 <p>ok that is a lie. I have written two super super long blogs about my week in the past few days, I have got to the end on both occasions when my browser decided to randomly redirect itself. Whichh is sooooooo annoying. Hopefully it won't happen this time <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Ok well I have been up to lots and lots of things since I got back from Paris.</p> <p>1. I went clubbing in area, it was really really fun fun fun fun and I was wearing this black dress my friend picked out earlier that day and my killer shoes which literally killed my feet, I also curled my hair a lot and wore red lipstick to give myself a vamp look for the halloween theme. This time we were aat area it was a lot better than the last time because they had the drum and bass room open which was really good so after grinding about like chavs on a totally packed dancefloor we could retreat to the drum and bass room for something easy on our ears and on our feet because like they had proper seats for us to sit on in there <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> Well at one point when we decided to get our lazy arses off the seats we were dancing when this boy came up to me, he was about the same height as me in my 5in heels and he had dark hair, it was longish and black I think, he was wearing dark blue skinny jeans and a white 3/4 length topman t shirt and he had some kick bum trainers on. Yes well he asked me to dance and we were dancing for a couple of minutes before he asked me for my number, I reckoned we had a bit of chemistry and I think we were both enjoying ourselves so I decided to give him my number. After I gave it to him he said he was just going for a bit and that he'd come and find me in a bit. Unfortunately he didn't come and find me and he hasn't called me either although it's probably for the better because he was a bit scary being 16 and all ahaa lol no I'm only joking he wasn't scary <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> Well area was great and we had a great time regardless of whatever the fuck happened <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>2. My friend Georgia slept over the night of area and the next day we watched the Lost Boys which is my absoloute favourite fim ever ever ever ever ever <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"><img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"><img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"> Yeah we watched it in the smelly front room on the new sofa <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"> it wasn't too bad when we'd lit the scented candles. Well yeah, we also went out on our skates and we went to the park on our skates in the freezing cold, we sat down on the swings and were there for like an hour gossiping about several things, then we went back to my house, took our skates off and went to the corner shop to get chocolate.</p> <p>3. My friend Peter has started a band with his cousins. As strange as this may sound it is not a bad band, even though their recordings are terrible I reckon that once they get themselves a decent multi-track recorder lots of people will love their mmusic <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"> you can see their myspace here: <a href="http://www.myspace.com/artificialcreation">http://www.myspace.com/artificialcreation</a> yeahh <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"><img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"><img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"> I'm going to help produce their music and try and follow my dreams to become a music producer <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"> Yes well you have to listen to their music a few times to appreciate it if you don't appreciate it the first time lol <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"> Well the band has this strange Fan called Joseph and he is a 53 year old and he's a paedo because god knows why, but I added him on msn and he was asking me for pictures and when I refused he kept asking me to go on webcam, and that is strange having a 53 year old man request web cam for a 14 year old girl! So yeah well my friend Peter doesn't believe that he has a paedo fan so he reckons it's me pretending to be the 53 year old when it is not me, I'm trying to prove that it's not me so yeah <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"> well I wrote a song a while back and I was in a random mood so yesterday I decided to change some of the lyrics to say "I'm in love with Jo Jo" instead of "I'm in love with you" just for a laugh with my friend so yeah you can check out the song at <a href="http://www.myspace.com/helenandherinvisibles">www.myspace.com/helenandherinvisibles</a> you can also check out my super silly music video for it at <a href="http://www.youtube.com/sourmelongirl">www.youtube.com/sourmelongirl</a> LOL. yeahh.</p> <p>4. Well for halloween I went out trick or treating with my friend Georgia regardless of our age and we had lots and lots of fun fun fun <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"> We got to this one house and this really good looking boy poked his head out of the window to look at us and I said really loudly "woww he's fit" And I think he got all embarassed because he just closed the window and put his head back in. lol. Yeah well we got lots of sweets <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>And yeah I went into town ysertday with my friends Aimee and Peter because like well yeah <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"><br> and I also have some updates on the situation with my special friend but I don't want to depress myself by posting them in a blog today so I might just post them another time <img src="/img/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>LOVE ALL </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2008/11/02/eurrrghhh-i-hate-writing-blogs-4969356/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2008-10-28:/2008/10/28/omg-paris-was-amazing-4945762/hamperbyrne2008-10-28T17:13:29+01:002008-10-28T17:13:29+01:00 <p>Yes it was, I have put a video on youtube with some clips from Paris in it that you can watch and yeah well basiclaly it was great <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>It horrifies me to think how long it would take me to describe everything extremely detailed in paragraphs so I'm going to do it in bullet points, here we go.</p> <p>The journey there:<br>1. took 12 hours which was gay<br>2. the ferry was small and we had nowhere to sit and it was pouring with rain so we went on the deck to have some fun, we got soaked<br>3. we stopped off at a crap chocolate factory on the way to our hotel, it was tiny and the chocolate was gross + the gift shop was so expensive<br>4. it got dark and the coach driver called viv hit a pizza express motor bike so him and a teacher and a fluent french speaking student was sent to the police station to sort that out while we all sat in the coach on the side of the road for an hour or so then it as another hour or so to get to our hotel.</p> <p>The hotel:<br>1. the rooms were ok, they were small and the beds were stuck together with lots of sheets and blankets and stuff<br>2. we were next door to our two friends who were boys, I was in a room with my best friend who is a girl<br>3. everyone except some girls and some sixth formers were on the same floor which was interesting, there were 5 complaints from other guests altogether :/<br>4. the food was poop. I was lucky I am vegetarian.<br>5. it was a 3* hotel <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Saturday:<br>1. first we got the coach to the eiffel tower which was good though we had to que a lot <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"><br>2. then we got on a boat for a river cruise- my friend dropped her camera case in the river which was bad.<br>3. we went to the champs elisée which is this posh road in paris by the arc d'triumph a bit like some posh road in knightsbridge<br>4. we went to this shopping centre, which had a new look and a h&m and some other french shops, though I didn't buy anything<br>5. when we got back to the hotel I stole Jamie's hat and he was chasing me</p> <p>Sunday: <br>1. we went to disneyland<br>2. it wasn't that good, it was just like thorpe park but busier and more expensive<br>3. we went on the buzz light year ride, some random rockets and space mountain<br>4. we also went on this ghost train things whichI thought was going to be terrifying but it actually wasn't so I sat there holding onto my friend with my eyes closed or the whole thing for no reason.<br>5. we were going to go bowling in the evening but there was too much traffic so we just went back to the hotel and had this stupid quiz thing which we came second last in. <br>6. I stole Jamie's hat and he had my locked in his room trying to get it back, it was quite hilarious because he had pushed me on his bed and was like sitting on me, it wasn't a good look and I got really horny although it was really bad and nothing happened at all, eventually I gave his hat back.</p> <p>The coach home:<br>1. was a lot better than the way there<br>2. we watched pirates of the carribean<br>3. I slept for a bit<br>4. the ferry was bigger on the way home<br>5. me and my friend binged on minstrels<br>6. I got home and uploaded my pictures</p> <p>Yesss well I was dying to speak to my special friend and he wasn't online, I don't think he's been online since I last spoke to him, I'm quite worried about him tbh because like I texted him and he hasn't texted back which is unsual.<br>I might ring him tonight <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2008/10/28/omg-paris-was-amazing-4945762/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2008-10-23:/2008/10/23/paristomorrow-4920240/hamperbyrne2008-10-23T21:40:42+02:002008-10-23T21:40:42+02:00 <p>Ok so I am all packed for Paris. I've got my list of outfits for each day and I'm all ready to go I'll just need to pack my toiletries and my benj in the morning <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Ok well today was fun fun fun <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> At break we spent our time in miss Prudents room doing coursework ahaa well, she was marking my friends' coursework and I was finishing off my coursework, then at lunch we had a capri-sun fight which was highly entertaining however we are all a tad sticky now but that's ok because I am going to go and have a bath in a second <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"><br> Then we had another Sweeney rehearsal and me and Aimee were trying to creep out this boy called Josh by like kind of touching him in weird places then like running away and when you're in the wings as well it's hilarious because for all he knew it could have been any of us lot all quished up together behind the curtain. Then we were just like grinding with each other again to "beat it" which was fun - this time we began choreographing a routine. I am so excited. The st.mix factor auditions were cancelled today as well which was gay :/ and we finished watching The Shawshank Redemption in English which I thought was the most depressing film ever. Likes yes it is a deep masterpiece and a brilliant story but like, it doesn't make you feel particularly happy until the end. Well this is just one of the many times we'll be watching it I guess, we'll be watching it again to take notes, and then probably again and again, like we did with Mean Girls last year - I never ever want to watch that film ever again.</p> <p>Ok well my special person is having quite a major family crisis atm so I'm trying to do my best to support him and stuff because like he has a lot on his plate and he hasn't been in for the past two days so we have been texting and msning, I really hope things get better for him soon because being in his position is probably worse than being in the Shawshank Prison.</p> <p>Ok well I'm sorry this blog is so short but I really need to get my toiletries together and go to bed because I have to get up extra early tomorrow morning because I need to have done my paper round by half 6 because we need to be in school at 7 for Paris, ok Well I'll blog again on monday night <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>xxxx </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2008/10/23/paristomorrow-4920240/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2008-10-22:/2008/10/22/these-are-a-few-of-my-favourite-things-4914164/hamperbyrne2008-10-22T18:24:56+02:002008-10-22T18:24:56+02:00 <p>1. Dancing on tables to Michael Jackson singing "beat it" in wet look leggings and 5 inch heels.<br> 2. Dancing dirty with Aimee in the wings to "down" whilst rehearsing for Sweeney Todd.<br> 3. Dancing the moon walk on the stage whilst Chris tells us to shut up.<br> 4. Dancing in our music lessons to Black & Gold sung by Joshua Malone whilst my friend who is a boy plays the piano, this boy called alistair plays the trumpet and some randomer plays guitar really badly, I also harmonised.<br> 5. Dancing in the moonlight to toploader.<br> 6. Dancing in my bedroom in my heels pretending I am at area whilst listening to basshunter even though I don't paritcuarly like basshunter.<br> 7. Dancing even though I'm really bad at it.</p> <p>and guess why???<br> BECAUSE WE HAVE AN AUDITION FOR THE TALENT SHOW - NOT THIS WEEKEND BUT NEXT WEEKEND <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"><br> We are going to get through because we're so entertaining <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"><br> for our first song we're singing "gimme gimme gimme" by abba and for our next one we are going to sing "beat it" by Michael Jackson and we are going to get really into the audience and like climb on the tables and like get really close to the people in the pub in our wet look leggings and high heels. I am sooo looking forward to it <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Well yes that person wasn't in today but he's talking to me on msn now and we arne't talking about anything itnerseting :/</p> <p>hamperbyrne says:<br> and there were other schools there as well</p> <p><strong>*</strong>**** says:<br> cool</p> <p><strong>*</strong>**** says:<br> wertblyuiu</p> <p>hamperbyrne says:<br> drink some whale sperm</p> <p>mmm not too interesting.<br> Well now he's asking me stupid questions oohoohhhh gosh I just want to go up to him and give him a bit slobbery snog <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> Maybe he'll come to our first show :/ and I can wow him with my crap dancing and crap singing and crap doddling about in heels.</p> <p>only one more day until Paris <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"><br> I'm going with my friend who is a gil and my other fiend is going with another girl and my two friends who are boys are going together <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> and it is going to be hunky dory me and my friend sat down together today and discussed what we were going to wear each day, for packing purposes <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"><br> I won't be able to update my blog in Paris so I'll just have to like take a lot of photos to make up for it and post them all in one blog on monday evening <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm</p> <p>Well I have french coursework to do and I'm having pizza for dinner tonight which will hopefully be good <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Arrrrghh I have to start packing as well and I'm goign to record "down" and make a music video to it from the clips I take in Paris <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"><br> I'm quite excited about it now<br> I was just joking to this person That I'll have to ring him up and havve phone sex with him :/</p> <p>Well whatever <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Goodnight my french pals <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"><br> xxxxxxxx</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2008/10/22/these-are-a-few-of-my-favourite-things-4914164/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2008-10-21:/2008/10/21/paedophile-4908934/hamperbyrne2008-10-21T19:56:39+02:002008-10-21T19:56:39+02:00 <p>Ok well after my paper round this morning I needed to do my science homework so I decided to log onto my laptop and have a browse around on my youtube and myspace, well as I was doing so I came accross a message from someone called "dropdeadhammer" on youtube a band of 16 year old boys asking me if I'd do a song with them :/ I don't even know where they're from, what sort of music they make or anything which is strange, I am hoping they are not paedophiles. </p> <p>Well I won't bore you with my stupid paedo talk <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> Well today was interesting, I only spoke to this person at one point today which was when he gave me back my brolly in a H&M bag :/ and at break I was in the dining room and then during lunch there were the st. mix factor auditions - I'm doing it with my friend now, who is a boy and we are singing "sunday morning" by maroon 5, I absoloutely hate the song. Though my friend likes it and it is one of the only songs he can sing well so we are going to have to do it. Well I had no lessons with him today and tomorrow I won't eithr. I'm really disappointed about this as well because we sit together in double music and french tomorrow, and he sits near me in geography however I won't be in until lunch time because we are going to watch "son of rambo" at the cinema <img src="/img/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" class="middle" border="0"> Which sounds good but I really don't want to go to be honest, and if we go we have to write a review about it as well on top of queing up for popcorn and allsorts of that rubbish, I think I might just not go :/ though I'd be leaving my friend who is a girl alone then :/ gosh darn teenage responsibilities <img src="/img/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" class="middle" border="0"> I don't think I'll go :/ arrrrrghhh fuck it.</p> <p>Well today was crap we are watching the Shawshank Redemption for our GCSE media coursework which I find is one of the most depressing films ever. I'd rather watch Hercules. oohhhhhhh I really want to go to music tomorrow. poooooooooo... I still haven't even finished my english essay on an inspector calls which was due in last week :/ Gosh I'm going to fail probably. Arrrrghhh.</p> <p>Well I can't wait until half term when I'll get to have a break from all this crap school and go to a halloween party and maybe even get off with this special person. oohhhhhhhh I really wish there was a gig at the railway club in half term but there isn't :/ Though me and my friend who is a boy are going to see Cheeky Cheeky and the Nosebleeds maybe although we might not be now because his dad is going away and we were going to go back to his dads house afterwards but we might be able to anymore.</p> <p>Arrrrrgh and to make things worse half of my big toe nail on my right foot has like fallen off kind of :/ but it's still stuck to the rest of the nail so i've stuck a plaster on it but when I walk I can feel it moving and it feels really horrible ;( oh nooooooo.</p> <p>Well I think I'm going to turn in and get myself a nice bath because I didn't get a chance to wash my hair after the rain yesterday due to the book club meeting.</p> <p>Though like I feel weird about this person today, like when I saw my friend who is a boy and him walking together today like they were comming up to me and my other friend with the umbrella it just seemed like old times, like when me and this special person went out a year ago or whatever and it just felt really weird :/ like it brought back memories that were gay memories and it was like :S I want this time to be different, like last time it was mainly my friend who is a boy that kind of set us up and then he was involved in almost everything we did which was stupid. oohhhh I wish he was going to Paris. I still need to get my list of clothes ready for Paris, well I think I better go and have my bath now then I'll have more time after <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>ok Well toodle pip <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2008/10/21/paedophile-4908934/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2008-10-20:/2008/10/20/oooooh-bumble-beeeeeeee-4903516/hamperbyrne2008-10-20T21:38:10+02:002008-10-20T21:38:10+02:00 <p>Yes well today it was raining. <img src="/img/smilies/graysigh.gif" alt=":**:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>and well we had PE last two periods and well it was raining so everyone finished PE looking silly and frizzy. It was still raining once PE had finished and I was just walking out of school about to get on the bus when this person was like "have you got an umbrella?? :O:O" and I just like replied "errr let me check" even though I was certain I didn't have one, then it was as if a light bulb had appeared above my head, I had an umbrella in my locker!! So I said "I have one in my locker you can use <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0">" and I saw his eyes light up! well I did in my head. So we both had a nice gossip on our way up to my locker about things and stuff not to forget the embarassing incident that occured in geography - </p> <p>Our geography teacher Mr Edwards was being a goose and asking us all how many TV sets we had in our house because we were discussing the indicators of quality of life so when this person announced to the class that he had 5 tellys and 6 cars belonging to his family Mr Edwards pointed at me and said something like "And now you know that you want to get with him" which was so incredibly embarassing, especially considering that we had just been getting along nicely having a nice chat, he sits behind me.</p> <p>So we spent the journey joking about our marriage, and our jimmy hendrix children :/ and then this girl came up to us and was like "are you two going out?" and we were like "errr no <img src="/img/smilies/icon_redface.gif" alt=":oops:" class="middle" border="0">" Well she may be the next big brother body language expert. Shit I forgot to watch massive on sunday, never mind. Well he knew what umbrella he was in for beforehand, so it was no surprise to him when I pulled out my maginificent bumble bee brolly - that umbrella is like my trade mark. In the past year I have gone through a frog, a ladybird a butterfly and now I'm onto a bumblebee simply because everyone has been copying me so I had to find an exclusive one on the internet that I couldn't find in any shops. Yes well I gave him my brolly and as we walked down back to the bus together both huddled under my childrens umbrella <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> I do love the rain. Yes well apparently he told my friend who is a boy that he really likes me officially today after geography today when my friend was taking the piss out of him :/ So I reckon it's looking up for me. I guess I just need a bit more time alone with him before the end of the week when I go to Paris otherwise I'll arrange to meet up during half term. </p> <p>Mmmmmm well today in music we had to make our own riffs so me and this person sat there making riffs on the two tiny guitars left after the other music GCSE students had rampaged the practice room. It was hilarious then when Mr m asked us all to play our riffs to the class I had my crap riff to play and then well he didn't have anything :/ I hope my flirtatiously bubbly personality doesn't distract him from his GCSE! lol I doubt it. </p> <p>And today there was another book club meeting, we were discussing the book "no time for goodbye" by some random journalist I really enjoyed the book though the rest jsut didn't like it. I loved it although everytime I looked at the front cover or thought of the name of the book I'd get the song "goodbyes" by Savannah Outen in my head, I've got it in my head now, you know, just for telling you about it. Type it in youtube it's a really catchy song.</p> <p>Yes well that is all for today I guess <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"><br> oh yes well also, I stayed in bed talking to this person on my laptop until about 10 30 then my laptop battery went which was gay and then I went to sleep for a bit however I was woken up by a strange ticking noise which sounded like an alarm clock :S even though I don't actually have an alarm clock so I was actually terrified It just reminded me of the scene at the beginning of dawn of the dead when the alarm clock is ticking and the little girl opens the bedroom door with blod all over her face and her dad is like "Oh come here princess!" and she goes and murders him. So as you can tell I was majorly freaking out when my cat started scratching on my door. Then my phone rang!! And I was so scared! I was like "is this a new twist to the story?!" but it turned out it was just my friend ringing me up to tell me stuff about some things <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Well now I know that this person respects me and stuff now I know he didn't leave my good friend bert in a bush. and he even posted a bulletin about it on myspace saying thank you <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>well goodnight my lovers <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>oooh and I also made another version of low by flo rida. It goes:</p> <p>she had an apple patterned pen<br> and a pencil with the fur<br> and the whole class was looking at her<br> she dropped her pencil<br> on the floor<br> and she got down down down down down to pick it up</p> <p>she had 'dem baggy pancil cases and the multicoloured laces<br> she turned around and the class gave her clap<br> she dropped her pencil<br> on the floor<br> and she got down down down down down to pick it up</p> <p>yes me and my friend were grinding to that at lunch around the pole in the girls loos. No I'm only joking.</p> <p>well goodnight <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"><br> I'm actually saying it properly this time <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2008/10/20/oooooh-bumble-beeeeeeee-4903516/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2008-10-19:/2008/10/19/cfc61db47fbf82a2b3aa547bebc51008-4add71821802dc5c8b87a1a290505f58-4894488/hamperbyrne2008-10-19T12:05:17+02:002008-10-19T12:05:17+02:00 <p>I'm going to sing one of those two songs by One Night Only for the St. Mix factor which is our school's charity event talent contest, depending on whether I'm doing it on my own or not :/ my friend might be doing it with me, then we'll sing sunday morning my maroon 5 and I'll be playing my guitar, thoug I might have issues because It's an electro acoustic but I don't know how you work the electro bit so atm it's just acoustic ahaa a <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>xx </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2008/10/19/cfc61db47fbf82a2b3aa547bebc51008-4add71821802dc5c8b87a1a290505f58-4894488/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2008-10-19:/2008/10/19/romance-is-dead-4894220/hamperbyrne2008-10-19T10:54:21+02:002008-10-19T10:54:21+02:00 <p>No it certainly isn't <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"><br> as I learned last night.</p> <p>no I did not get off with this person I have been telling you about. </p> <p>My friend did, she got off with her own special person.<br> At a gig <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>gosh I do love hearing other peoples love stories and stuff it's so uplifting <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"><br> Well my friend only met this person about a month ago and apparently they hit it off straight away which is lovely <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> She told me about it last night ta like midnight once she'd got back from the gig <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>he took her into thiis random backstreet and was like "oh how is your day?" then he just kissed her <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> Soo romantic. The fact that he was on weed shouldn't change it though because like I said, he wouldn't have snogged his granny <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Gosh I wish this kind of thing would happen to me <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"><br> Well maybe something like that will happen to me when I put my plan into action ahaa.<br> mmm I don't know when I'm going to do it though because I am going to Paris on friday for a school trip and as I'm sure you're aware Paris is the city of romance it's just a shame that this person is not going which is gay <img src="/img/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" class="middle" border="0"> though I can bring the romantic air of the city back with me in a jar for the two of us to savour, I'll also bring back a beret.</p> <p>Well after what my friend told me I've been really thinking about where this thing with my person is going like, the fact that he does to my school is a really bad thing because what would we do in lunch? abandon our friends and hang out alone together, that is weird. Mrs McEeleni would tell us off aha! yes so it would have to be like a weekend thing and I mean i've got nothing against that but like would he have anything against it? because apparently he thinks I'm attractive :/ but then he thinks Laura Marling is attractive and now she's had all her hair cut off she looks like a lesbian :S</p> <p>this is what he said:</p> <p>person: *friend's name* if you were a boy would you find helen attractive?<em>(please bear in mind the fact that my friend is a boy)</em></p> <p>*friend's name*: I am a boy, do you find helen attractive?</p> <p>person: oh yes</p> <p>*friend's name*: ooooooooooohhh <img src="/img/smilies/icon_lalala.gif" alt=":lalala:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>person: sorry it just slipped out <em>(seriously apparently)</em></p> <p>yes so that is what happened unfortunately I wasn't there I was on a mini bus in worcester eating skittles and reading look whilst listening to the other girls sing hairspray songs.</p> <p>So now I'm going to tell you what I did yesterday <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Well my two aunts turned up to help my dad which was ok and they were so rude and bitchy, and then they were looking for somewhere for my dad to live, which was stupid because he has no money.</p> <p>yes and then I was late meeting my friends to go shopping <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> So we went shopping and bought some things my friend bought some boots and I bought some kicck bum shoes which are absoloutely gorgeous <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> When i charge up my camera I will take a picture and show you them, I was thrilled because I originally saw them last week when they were £25 and I was dreading not being able to afford them before I go to paris so I was thrilled when I found them on the £10 or less stand <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> I'm going to wear them to area with a dress, though I don't know what dress yet.</p> <p>Ok well today I'm going to sing at a hippy festival with the choir which means another crap mini bus journey - hopefuly this one will only be aout 45 minutes long. I'm going to style my hair in a really hippy way and pretend to be Joss Stone I reckon. It's my friend Beth's birthday today as well <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>which is good, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETHY <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"><img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> yes.</p> <p>Well toodle nippy pip for now <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2008/10/19/romance-is-dead-4894220/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2008-10-15:/2008/10/15/99-red-balloons-floating-in-the-summer-sky-panic-bells-it-s-red-alert-4877075/hamperbyrne2008-10-15T19:23:24+02:002008-10-15T19:23:24+02:00 <p>Don't you just love that song? 99 red balloons - catchy melody and really deep lyrics about politics and war.</p> <p>Ok well my blog isn't just going to be about that song because other than that I can't actually think of anything else to write about it that would be of any interest to you :/<br> So I have had an ok week :/<br> It has been slightly boring and crap however I have had some good news <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"> (sort of)</p> <p>Weeeeel my friend was talking to this person I'm totally obsessed with on msn and she asked him who he liked and it turned out he likes me too! although he'd never go out with me. Though the fact that he actually likes me is a good thing I guess <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>So that is fairy pip <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>And I have written a new song as well about this pip jumper and I actually think It's my best song yet. I think songs that come from the heart are usually the best because they're actually the ones you really want to write and like that is good <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>And I've got a work experience placement and Sound Cube at the bottom of the high street which is a recording studio which I think will be pretty groovy <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"><br> I'm dead excited about that<br> and I'm also extremely excited about other things as well <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>like for example - me and my friend Paul are going to see Cheeky Cheeky and the Nosebleeds on halloween which will be amazing <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>I'm going to go and dress up as some film character.</p> <p>OK byeeee my lovely blog readers <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"><br> even though I'm sure the only person who reads these is my good friend Aimee/Amy <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2008/10/15/99-red-balloons-floating-in-the-summer-sky-panic-bells-it-s-red-alert-4877075/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2008-10-02:/2008/10/02/ok-so-i-ve-been-having-laptop-issues-4813301/hamperbyrne2008-10-02T21:02:40+02:002008-10-02T21:02:40+02:00 <p>Yes I have I downloaded an episode of after you've gone, which is my absoloutely favouritest programme ever ever ever due to the fact that Ryan Sampson stars in it as super gorge teenager Alex alongside that man who used to be Rodney in only fools and horses - and unfortunately it contained a virus created by evil computer whizzes from switzerland <img src="/img/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Now my computer is seriously corrupted.<br> It's a bit less corrupted now though :/</p> <p>Ok well some itneresting things that have happened in my life in the last two weeks:<br> 1. We wont the injunction!<br> 2. I have moved back home<br> 3. I got a virus<br> 4. I bought my first vintage dress on ebay which looks amazing.<br> 5. I have entered a talent contest with my friends Aimme, Rosie and Marisa which will be amazing <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"><br> 6. Things have advanced with this special person I have been talking about, we sat next to each other in much - more like he came and sat next to me, and he kept dropping his pen in my direction which is good <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"><br> 7. My friends dad heard me talking about the fit instructor at her diving on speakerphone in their car.</p> <p>Yes so as you cant ell I have been a very busy chick <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>not to mention having written two new songs, well one and a half.<br> they will both be on youtube soon hopefully <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"><img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Ok well toodle pip my lovelies <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2008/10/02/ok-so-i-ve-been-having-laptop-issues-4813301/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2008-09-16:/2008/09/16/frank-says-hi-4736664/hamperbyrne2008-09-16T18:52:02+02:002008-09-16T18:52:02+02:00 <p>Ok well good evening world.</p> <p>I do apologise for not updating my blog yesterday but unfortunately I was out until late after school then when I finally got back to my nan and grandads I spent ages under the spell of this special person on msn before I finally went to bed. Gosh men's fashion is sooooo boring however I just couldn't manage to pull myself away from his odd charm <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Ok well here are a few things that have happened in my life in the past two days:<br> 1. I went to school<br> 2. I went to the book club meeting to discuss the book "I know why the caged bird sings" by Maya Angelou which I thought was extremely depressing yet extremely unrealistic for an autobiography. My mum's friends that she works with are so cool though and we managed to get from talking about the book to talking about this woman who works with them all called christine who only used to be called chris about a year ago.<br> 3. I ordered some see through plastic macs for the sponsored walk.<br> 4. I sat on the floor of the bus on the way home and got my skirt dirty.<br> 5. I was exposed to a penis on the internet by mistake.</p> <p>yep so it's not too interesting.</p> <p>I also just finished making a youtube video for a new song I wrote called "My Little Friend" which is avalible to watch on youtube, you can see it on my channel at <a href="http://www.youtube.com/sourmelongirl">www.youtube.com/sourmelongirl</a> and yah my other videos are on there too <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"><br> I do love my little frank <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>I watched the program massive on BBC Three last night as well, well I watched it on BBC iplayer but I still thought it was great and it had some super tunes in the background music, it's this program about these two gorgeous men who wander around in skinny jeans and pointy shoes and they decide to start up a record label which is really cool <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Yeah well I have lots of catching up to do after missing thursday and friday of last week so I guess I better get on with it, then I'm going to watch eastenders from yesterday on the BBC iplayer. I proper love that little gadget, it's pretty handy <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Ok well toodle pip my little friends <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2008/09/16/frank-says-hi-4736664/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2008-09-14:/2008/09/14/arrgh-some-give-me-a-break-4725224/hamperbyrne2008-09-14T10:44:39+02:002008-09-14T10:44:39+02:00 <p><img src="/img/smilies/grayyes.gif" alt=":yes:" class="middle" border="0">yes I do mean a kitkat.</p> <p>Well I am starving here, the last thing i ate was a bit of this delicious chocolate mousse muffin cake thing from tescos however much like the cookies it did not settle down very well so now I have vowed not to eat anything until my stomach gets better or I faint. Hopefully my stomach will get better before that happens.</p> <p>Ok well I have a lot of homework to do today which is crap. I have: Music, Geography, English, French, Maths... and the list goes on. Ok maybe it doesn't but I have a bust day today and I am unsure of whether I will be getting it done in time <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>I'm also unsure of what to wear today as well.<br> I had this super groovy outfit to wear however mr sun has come out and told me that it is an unsuiable outfit to wear in this weather - which is crap. So I'm now going to have to get the bus back to my actual house to find something to wear in 15 minutes then go out so that is crap.</p> <p>And I also haven't spoken to this person I am really into since wednesday night. Simple because he has not bothered to come online and see how I am feeling. He should have noticed the empty space at the front of miss Prudent's room on the right.</p> <p>Ok well tata for now because I am a busy woman and busy women that succeed do not spend their whole lives blogging.</p> <p>I love you my readers <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2008/09/14/arrgh-some-give-me-a-break-4725224/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk,2008-09-13:/2008/09/13/as-i-begin-my-journey-into-the-unknown-kingdom-of-blogging-4722020/hamperbyrne2008-09-13T13:25:04+02:002008-09-13T13:25:04+02:00 <p>Ok so this is my first blog.</p> <p>Blog Blog Blog.</p> <p>Well this is probably going to be the most boring blog you've ever read, I am certain of it.</p> <p>Ok so these are a few recent things that have happened to me:<br> 1. I have an inflamed bowel so I am only allowed to eat toast until Wednesday.<br> 2. I just binged on cookies.<br> 3. I feel like a seal that is being punched ferociously in the stomach.</p> <p>Oh yes.</p> <p>Ok so the cookies weren't such a good idea however I deserve some sort of pleasure. For the past four weeks I have been living at my nan and grandads after being issued a PPO (police protection order) due to issues at home at the moment, so as you can tell it's been a bit tough and my mum is convinced my inflamed bowel is due to stress however I'm almost certain it's down to the numerous super cheese sandwiches I have been eating for lunch. Well whatever it is it is safe to tell you that I am in pain of the bowel and pain of the heart.</p> <p>Ok well I go to school which is crap. I'm taking music, geography and french this year on top of the gay regulation subjects everyone has to do and I am really enjoying it all. Especially music and French. Only a small number of people will be smart enough to guess why though <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Yeah well I'm not very comfortable now I've almost spilled one of my biggest secrets so I'm going to head off.</p> <p>Toodle pip my blog readers.</p> <p>xxx </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hamperbyrne.blog.co.uk/2008/09/13/as-i-begin-my-journey-into-the-unknown-kingdom-of-blogging-4722020/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>