Ok so this is my first blog.

Blog Blog Blog.

Well this is probably going to be the most boring blog you've ever read, I am certain of it.

Ok so these are a few recent things that have happened to me:
1. I have an inflamed bowel so I am only allowed to eat toast until Wednesday.
2. I just binged on cookies.
3. I feel like a seal that is being punched ferociously in the stomach.

Oh yes.

Ok so the cookies weren't such a good idea however I deserve some sort of pleasure. For the past four weeks I have been living at my nan and grandads after being issued a PPO (police protection order) due to issues at home at the moment, so as you can tell it's been a bit tough and my mum is convinced my inflamed bowel is due to stress however I'm almost certain it's down to the numerous super cheese sandwiches I have been eating for lunch. Well whatever it is it is safe to tell you that I am in pain of the bowel and pain of the heart.

Ok well I go to school which is crap. I'm taking music, geography and french this year on top of the gay regulation subjects everyone has to do and I am really enjoying it all. Especially music and French. Only a small number of people will be smart enough to guess why though ;)

Yeah well I'm not very comfortable now I've almost spilled one of my biggest secrets so I'm going to head off.

Toodle pip my blog readers.

xxx